think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
I thought that it was middle aged woman attracted to younger men, so this made me laugh.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"
This is the face of someone who has been studying so much this week that their face is going to fall off. Also the janitor has been in the bathroom for over an hour so i couldn’t shower and i have to pee like a racehorse. No.
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
how thE HELL DO WE HAVE A GIF FOR THAT
OH MY GOD
Reminder that you can always correct me if I use the wrong pronouns and tell me your preferred name if I read a legal name off something and you don’t go by it. I want you to be comfortable and rad and help in any way you losers
bunnies are so stupid i love them
Oh my gOD
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.
IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
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Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS