sarahbear9789:

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

I thought that it was middle aged woman attracted to younger men, so this made me laugh.

sarahbear9789:

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

I thought that it was middle aged woman attracted to younger men, so this made me laugh.

posted 18 minutes ago with 90,193 notes



freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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d3ssins:

do you ever start your period and think

"well that explains a lot"

posted 2 hours ago with 339,055 notes



This is the face of someone who has been studying so much this week that their face is going to fall off. Also the janitor has been in the bathroom for over an hour so i couldn’t shower and i have to pee like a racehorse. No.

This is the face of someone who has been studying so much this week that their face is going to fall off. Also the janitor has been in the bathroom for over an hour so i couldn’t shower and i have to pee like a racehorse. No.

posted 4 hours ago with 4 notes



dakershadeoflove:

finalfee:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

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how thE HELL DO WE HAVE A GIF FOR THAT

OH MY GOD

posted 4 hours ago with 374,392 notes



rifa:

Reminder that you can always correct me if I use the wrong pronouns and tell me your preferred name if I read a legal name off something and you don’t go by it. I want you to be comfortable and rad and help in any way you losers

posted 4 hours ago with 543 notes



thecutestofthecute:

geeses:

bunnies are so stupid i love them

Oh my gOD

posted 4 hours ago with 16,127 notes



egobus:

that’s fine…

posted 4 hours ago with 244 notes



stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

posted 4 hours ago with 361,872 notes



Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

posted 6 hours ago with 94,170 notes



owlturdcomix:

IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.

posted 9 hours ago with 7,312 notes



weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

posted 11 hours ago with 53,157 notes



girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

Reblog for last comment

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

posted 13 hours ago with 151,497 notes



hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS




posted 16 hours ago with 32,128 notes